yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

vanillish:

cause i may be bad but i’m perfectly good at it

hoovinit:

supersizemysexysex:

please watch this sped up version of frankendoodle

its about a million times funnier this way

FINLAND

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

*puts on horror movie*

fuck this im out

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

religiousmom:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

laugh-addict: