Aw thanks I love you
i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
THIS FUCKING DOG
ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
okay but the reactions all around her just take a second and look at all of them
dream date: a date
when ur listening to ur favorite song and it hits the chorus
if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation.